Lil Dicky - Too High MP3 dan Lirik Lagu

what's up, what's up y'all?
young d, ak young d
had to make a track about smoking weed man
every rapper got a track about smoking weed so
i didn't really have a choice,
but, i guess i made it mine a little bit different
is all.
is like, is like, is like

blowin something sticky word to pre-c-m d-cks
i'm with my team in this b-tch, and we all getting lit
i mean the weed h-lla loud, like a teenage chick
and we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
and now i'm huffin and puffin, i'm choking on that bong
and the dope i'm on is bomb i'm smoking that vietcong
getting real high watching funny videos of bill nye
tell me that this jam isn't still fly

bill nye theme song

now i'm getting hungry than a m-th-f-cka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
where'd i put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that m-th-f-cka
until i discovered a custard, i covered wit b-tter from last week.
how long do them thangs keep?
guess i better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but i'm staring at the d-mn screen
d-mn d, you forgetting what ya task be
the puff puff p-ss, gotcha g-ssed
now ya man is f-cked…

hook:
and i was tryna get a little buzz, so i took a little puff
but i think i'm way too high
and i aint wanna come off like a b-tch, so i took another hit
but i think ma brains too fried
and yeah i'm f-ckin faded but i hate it
i'm praying that i make it
afraid i'm goin to dieeeee
i'm too blazed, it's too late
to save d-cky from this f-ckin place, cuz he too high

now i'm freakin out up in this b-tch
can't control it and ma homies p-ssin round another spliff
so i bolted to the br, consulted with the mirror
lil d-cky please step up, you pathetic
cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden i'm on the toilet beating ma p-n-s blue
but i ain't c-mmin because as i'm imagining f-cking something

that pretty girl i'm humping
becoming my f-ckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other f-cking disgusting person
my brain is bein strange, cuz i'm high as a plane
i aint deranged, i'm just saying it's a violent strain
so i go back to the back where they packing up cigars
dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some avatars
then i flipped, took a decade and a half to make that sh-t
yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
how the f-ck a human being wanna f-ck a
blueish green 7′ 3” tail having -ss thing
man i'm high as f-ckkkk

hook:
and i was tryna get a little buzz, so i took a little puff
but i think i'm way too high
and i aint wanna come off like a b-tch, so i took another hit
but i think ma brains too fried
and yeah i'm f-ckin faded but i hate it
i'm praying that i make it
afraid i'm goin to dieeeee
i'm too blazed, it's too late
to save d-cky from this f-ckin place, cuz he too high

rock hard c-ck, cuz i'm watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy
d-mn…i ain't even got no candy
so now at the f-cking c store
where ya man be torn than a maf-cka
peanut eminem's or a twix
cant commit, so i count the benefits on ma hands
godd-mn now i'm weary of the man — yeah the cashier
homeland, n-z-r!
s-s-s-so d-mn tweaked
i can't even cross the mothaf-ckin street
gotta wait until that m-th-f-cka's green
now i'm back up at the crib, and i'm laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta sh-t, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now i'm sitting naked on the ground
man i'm f-cked up. i'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
this sucks i'm high as f-ck.

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