Chord Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton

[Bait 1]
Am                  F
Heya Tom, it's Bob
         C                    G
from the office down the hall
Am                   F                 G
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
E
Things have been OK for me,
  Am
except that I'm a zombie now
D                             G
I really wish you'd let us in
  F                     C
I think I speak for all of us
       E                Am
when I say I understand
F                   C
Why you folks might hesitate
      E                  Am
to submit to our demands
    F
But here's an FYI:
Fm
you're all gonna die screaming

[Reff 1]
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                        C
We're not unreasonable;
        G                            F
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                    Am
We're at an impasse here,
Em                         F
maybe we should compromise
       F       Em             Dm
If you open up the doors
F         Em          F      G               C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Bait 2]
Am                   F
I don't want to nitpick, Tom,
       C                      G
but is this really your plan?
Am
To spend your whole life
F               G
locked inside a mall?
E
Maybe that's OK for now,
    Am                                     D
but someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                      G
And then you'll have to make the call
    F                C
I'm not surprised to see you haven't
E                         Am
thought it through enough
    F                  C
You never had the head for all that
E                       Am
bigger-picture stuff
    F
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Fm
and I plan on eating you slowly

[Reff 2]
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                        C
We're not unreasonable;
        G                            F
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                    Am
We're at an impasse here,
Em                         F
maybe we should compromise
       F       Em             Dm
If you open up the doors
F         Em          F      G
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Bridge 1]
Ab                    Eb               C         Db
I'd like to help you, Tom, in any way I can
         Dbm
I sure appreciate
                            Ab
the way you're working with me
                   Eb              C                   Fm
I'm not a monster, Tom, well, technically I am

[Solo 1]
I guess I
C    G  F  G
(am)
C  G  F
C  G  F  G
Am   Em  F

[Bait 3]
Am                        F
I've got another meeting Tom
      C                    G
Maybe we could wrap it up?
Am                       F
I know we'll get to common ground
    G
somehow
E                                 Am
Meanwhile, I'll report back to my colleagues,
                              D
who were chewing on the doors
                                 G
I guess we'll table this for now
    F               C
I'm glad to see you take
             E                 Am
constructive criticism weII
F                  C
Thank you for your time,
                 E               Am
I know we're all busy as hell
          F
And we'll put this thing to bed,
Fm
when I bash your head open

[Reff 3]
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                        C
We're not unreasonable;
        G                            F
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
C      G             F               G
All we want to do is eat your brains
                    Am
We're at an impasse here,
Em                         F
maybe we should compromise
       F       Em             Dm
If you open up the doors
F         Em          F      G               C
We'll all come inside and eat your brains